What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 04:54
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
The Mustang’s New Appearance Pack Is a 1980s Fever Dream - Motor1.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Belmont Stakes 2025: Odds, horses, prediction, complete bettor’s guide - New York Post
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Samsung Nears Wide-Ranging Deal With Perplexity for AI Features - Bloomberg.com
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Here’s where to get free doughnuts on National Donut Day 2025 - Fortune
No, not a chance
Then came..
Minds and Behinds